The turkey’s still frozen, half the relatives are late (or drunk upon arrival), and there are too many cooks in the kitchen…literally. Here are 2o Thanksgiving gifs to help you survive the holiday with a smile.
…because Thanksgiving is just about eating, right?
Thanksgiving is a time for establishing new traditions…like costumes!
However, eating is still our favorite tradition. As Louis C.K once said, “The meal isn’t over when I’m full. It’s over when I hate myself.”
New startup idea: www.eatingpants.com, compete with drawstring customization and size XXXXXL.
Cheers to the family member(s) we invite out of obligation…because we love them, of course. They’re also extra “help” in the kitchen.
When in doubt, order out.
Thanksgiving dinner is served at lunch time…so that dinner can be the holy leftovers sandwich.
Proper Thanksgiving etiquette involves small bites and minimal eye contact with Uncle Bob.
Questions to incite rage at the Thanksgiving table: “How’s your love life?” “Who did you vote for?” “Is this gravy homemade?”
Pro-tip on how to avoid drama: eat all the things. Don’t ask questions.
For the love of God, make your own pie crust.
Why yes, yes I am.
Carbs don’t count on the holidays, right?
I eat (rolls), therefore I am (full of rolls).
Like double-fisting? Next year, try having Thanksgiving at Hogwarts!
Thanksgiving is a time for growth mindset…you CAN finish that fourth helping.
Be a hero…carve the bird.
Feel free to wing it a little.
Thanksgiving, a.k.a. Black Friday Eve. Who’s ready for SHOPPING!?
Hunger Games was inspired from the Best Buy line for 4k TVs.